Dana Gould

Remember that one?

Bob Seger.

Sitting way up high.

Do you think they use fake jism or real jism?

Because if Jodie Foster was a real actress, method actress, she'd say, no, I don't want the fake jism.

And if, this is the thing, if it was fake jism, where do I get some so I can throw it at my friends?

That would be fun.

Like, would you ever meet somebody who's like, yeah, I patented a fake sperm?

Yeah, that's me.

Adam, serious question for you.

You know, performance enhancing drugs and baseball and football and all this stuff is such a big story right now.

Nobody talks about the effects in the porn industry.

Of Viagra?

You had to fill with blood.

You just had to sit there and wait and hold the pump.

Well, there's a great article in the New Yorker by Susan Flutie in like 1995.

It was called The Woodsman.

And it was about, you know the old joke about, well, how come there are only like 10 guys who do porn?

And it was because basically these were the 10 guys that directors knew, this guy's going to come through.

The lights go on, we say action, and this guy's going to deliver.