Dana White

So I'll go like this to the event, and then I'll change and get in a suit when I get there or whatever. So we're sitting there having dinner in a great restaurant, and the place is packed, and there's two couples sitting at a table over whatever, and this lady walks over to us, right? One of the ladies from the table. And she says, hi, how are you guys? Uh, you know, I grew up in Detroit.

I've been coming to this restaurant since I was a little girl. My family would take us here and all this stuff. And I'm, I'm looking at this lady. I'm like, where the fuck is this going? Why is she over here? Whatever. Um, and, um, she says, you know, tells us the history of this place. And she says, uh,

I've been coming to this restaurant since I was a little girl. My family would take us here and all this stuff. And I'm, I'm looking at this lady. I'm like, where the fuck is this going? Why is she over here? Whatever. Um, and, um, she says, you know, tells us the history of this place. And she says, uh,

I've been coming to this restaurant since I was a little girl. My family would take us here and all this stuff. And I'm, I'm looking at this lady. I'm like, where the fuck is this going? Why is she over here? Whatever. Um, and, um, she says, you know, tells us the history of this place. And she says, uh,

you guys should have a little self-respect and, and you should, you should, you should, uh, you know, you should dress up when you come to a place like this and just start. And I'm like, and then all of a sudden my brain goes off and like, Oh, she's like, she's insulting us. She's like, I said, why don't you shut the fuck up and go back over to your table and mind your business and whatever.

you guys should have a little self-respect and, and you should, you should, you should, uh, you know, you should dress up when you come to a place like this and just start. And I'm like, and then all of a sudden my brain goes off and like, Oh, she's like, she's insulting us. She's like, I said, why don't you shut the fuck up and go back over to your table and mind your business and whatever.

you guys should have a little self-respect and, and you should, you should, you should, uh, you know, you should dress up when you come to a place like this and just start. And I'm like, and then all of a sudden my brain goes off and like, Oh, she's like, she's insulting us. She's like, I said, why don't you shut the fuck up and go back over to your table and mind your business and whatever.

And she looked at me with this look like that was not She was expecting to hear, right? She thought we were going to say, you know what, ma'am? You're right. We should have a little more self-respect. So then she goes over and she goes back to her table and sits down. And I'm like... Can you believe that just happened?

And she looked at me with this look like that was not She was expecting to hear, right? She thought we were going to say, you know what, ma'am? You're right. We should have a little more self-respect. So then she goes over and she goes back to her table and sits down. And I'm like... Can you believe that just happened?

And she looked at me with this look like that was not She was expecting to hear, right? She thought we were going to say, you know what, ma'am? You're right. We should have a little more self-respect. So then she goes over and she goes back to her table and sits down. And I'm like... Can you believe that just happened?

What husband would let his wife come over to a table full of gorillas and fucking say this? So I'm the whole... I'm sitting there through the whole dinner going, I should have said this. And these guys were all like, no, no, no. You handled it fine. Yeah, you did really well. I've been crazy for like three days, but... I knew I didn't.

What husband would let his wife come over to a table full of gorillas and fucking say this? So I'm the whole... I'm sitting there through the whole dinner going, I should have said this. And these guys were all like, no, no, no. You handled it fine. Yeah, you did really well. I've been crazy for like three days, but... I knew I didn't.

What husband would let his wife come over to a table full of gorillas and fucking say this? So I'm the whole... I'm sitting there through the whole dinner going, I should have said this. And these guys were all like, no, no, no. You handled it fine. Yeah, you did really well. I've been crazy for like three days, but... I knew I didn't.

But I think everybody has had that moment where, you know, you wish you said something else, but it happens.

But I think everybody has had that moment where, you know, you wish you said something else, but it happens.

But I think everybody has had that moment where, you know, you wish you said something else, but it happens.

It's shocking how many nutty people are out there.

It's shocking how many nutty people are out there.

It's shocking how many nutty people are out there.

Walk up to somebody they don't know. Right. And just say crazy shit to them.