Dane Coles

Does anyone else call you Dirty Dane?

Or is it just Rog?

Is he the only one that labels you that?

Yeah, shut up, mate.

Hey, before we get to all things Hurricanes and Chiefs, yesterday UFC had their fight at the White House.

I'm interested, would you like to lead one-minute scraps outside Parliament in Wellington?

It could be one minute scraps on Saturday night if it goes pear shaped.

My idea is one minute scraps where it's just former super rugby players and one minute scraps on Parliament steps.

I've put you forward for it to Dan Hooker.

Mate, yeah, mate.

Dane Collins, your acting chops are top notch, mate.

You taking any classes or are they all natural?

That's natural, eh?

It's so good to see.

And also, you had a little bit to do with the All Blacks set up and that.

Does that move forward, or now do you just go back to drinking beers in the stands?

What's your role with that?

Says a lot about you, though, the mana, the esteem.

Well, it's true, though, bro.

I mean, I know we love having a laugh with you, but it says a lot about you to be put in that position to have that sort of influence and say.