Dani Shapiro
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It was very much a Merry Christmas, leave my life forever, thank you, goodbye.
Okay, so my boyfriend and I thought it'd be fun to take pics at the mall with Santa.
So we go down there, and we get in line, and the whole time we're in line, one of the female elf assistants is flirting with him, like, big time.
But, you know, I was just trying to ignore it because we're doing something fun.
Right.
Yeah, and so when the picture is done, I go to pay, and when I turn around, my boyfriend's gone.
I can't find him anywhere.
Or the elf.
I know.
I look over the shack, which is, like, called Santa's Workshop, and I see two other, like, female office assistants kind of smirking me, guarding the door.
Oh, no.
I know.
I ran around to the window, and let me just say, my boyfriend definitely made the naughty list.
Yes.
Wow.
I'm not going to out you on that one.
It's not Santa.
It's not Santa's fault.
It was his fault.
They're making more than just toys this Christmas, apparently.