Daniel Kolitz
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first heard Jun 2026
last heard 30 Jun
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I mean, you can put goon in front of anything and it kind of becomes pleasurable to say, to think about.
But I think that goon fuel, that's a classic one.
And that would just be sort of pornographic clips or gifs that you gooners would share amongst each other.
A goon cap, which is a kind of pornographic meme that can often be very elaborate and again, talks about porn dominating you.
Well, I think the language does play a significant role in making this like a less depressing activity for a lot of people, because it's like if you can make it kind of jokey and ironic and goofy in that way, you perhaps distance yourself from the reality of what it is that you are getting up to.
And there's a lot of goo in the porn that they're watching.
It's amazing that I forgot this key gooning term, which is the goon state.
And that is, I mean, I say this with all seriousness, that is the blissful state of masturbation nirvana that all gooners aspire to.
And, you know, I conducted this fairly rigorous scientific jacking off survey, gooning survey, about 100 people.
And I asked them, A, do you believe in the goon state?
And then B, have you ever taken it?
Now I'm going to pause to better define the goon state.
The goon state is like you have been sitting in front of the laptop masturbating to e-girls and flash cut pornography.
for four hours, five hours, six hours, and you enter a total trance state.
You enter a state where the world falls away.
You're at peace.
I think someone described it as being high while high, perfect, back in the womb, odd as that association may be, just like no better feeling.
And I would say no more than perhaps 30% claimed to have reached it.
Who knows what percentage of them were lying.
But nobody disbelieved it.
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