Danny Heifetz

So anyways, Stan tells this great story about how... Well, first of all, it was beautiful, and it was very cool, because both Jackie's mom and Stan, Haifiz's mom, or dad, sorry, told stories about how they're standing up for their friends against bullies.

It was great.

Truthfully, I was like...

Not weeping, but I had like, you know, I was crying a little bit.

It was great.

That being said, the story about you saving a dog from a frozen lake.

Basically, what I understand is you're on a walk with your mom.

Your mom's friend's dog went out onto this frozen lake and fell into the lake.

A pond, it's not a lake.

Okay, whatever.

Fell into the frozen water.

Heifetz, without even hesitating, fucking starts stripping off his clothes, and he said it was like... Running like David Hasselhoff.

Clothes coming off.

What did he say?

It's just really good.

The vision of Heifetz running and throwing his clothes off so he can save a Pomeranian.

Thrashing through the icy water.

They said he got all cut up.

His dad was like, his thighs were bleeding.

We were like, why were his thighs bleeding?