Danny Heifetz

You know, Brian Johnson studied that.

He studied the blood flow.

Exactly.

And then at the end, we went to this other bar.

Shout out Muni.

That was really fun because a bunch of really drunk people got to go swing golf clubs.

Shockingly, nobody got hurt.

The fake golf thing where you hit the ball and it tells you how far that would have gone or whatever.

And then there was also, for some reason, I was really hell-bent on...

playing soccer that night I don't know why you can kick soccer with the simulators you can also kick a soccer ball I was like hi Fitz we gotta go do this soccer thing and we go over and I missed the first like legitimately like 10 shots this goalie was fucking good you could have been English PKs and it was like starting to get embarrassing and then finally I made one and I was like okay thank god and then your friend Alexa

Someone came up and did one of the ones where you just barely kick it and the guy dove too quickly and it rolled past him.

I've been kicking it as hard as I can.

But then your other friend, he was the offensive lineman.

He was doing the lineman pass sets on the dance floor.

I'm like, damn, this guy's freaking locked in.

And then he comes up and

Just a trebuchet of a leg.

Just fucking... He was making it almost every time.

I was like, this is what it feels like to be playing against someone who's actually a good athlete.

You forget offensive linemen are huge, the biggest people you know, and also the most athletic people you know.