Danny Parkins

I was thrilled to, you know, do my small part to bring him out here and, you know, put him in the right position to get the job.

But he helps run the teleprompter for those over-the-shoulder, like, Jon Stewart-style monologues that I do once a week.

I did one yesterday on the Bears stadium fiasco.

And I'm normally, I'm like, you know, one, maybe two takes.

The guy kept messing up the prompter.

It'd be like four takes yesterday, and I would love to say it was my fault, but honestly, it was all his fault.

Laura Open was on the Radiothon last year.

She's wonderful.

You know what?

Listen, I can say I will.

I don't know how I would do it, but sure.

Call me whatever you want, man.

I'm happy to do it.

It's going to be great.

I'm very thankful to the score.

I don't work there anymore.

That is not lost on me.

That I do not work there anymore, but I get to still come back and do this because of the trust that Mitch and Ryan have and that Crane Kenny and his whole team over at the Cubs have.

So it's very, very cool.

And so I'm really, really, really honored and excited about it.