Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle attended a public hearing in the Ohio village he lives in to oppose a housing development plan.

So at the meeting, Dave threatened to pull a restaurant and comedy club he plans to build in the town of Yellow Springs.

If the proposal, which included affordable housing, went through, let's watch.

You look like clowns.

I am not bluffing.

I will take it all off the table.

That's all.

Thank you.

His first poem is called Fuck Ashton Kutcher.

Fuck Ashton Kutcher, the public image butcher.

His shows are hitting, I can't stand that shit.

I don't even know him and I hate his guts.

If he punks me, I won't sign the release because whenever he punks black people, it always involves the police.

He be having all them white folks at home rolling, Brandy.

Did you know that that jewelry was stolen?

But hey, I'm a star.

Well, stop shining and get your ass out that car.

Now, he wouldn't like it if me and my friends, just before dawn, busted his house with some ski masks on, put a gun in his mouth, and turned on the lights, and just when he screams out, yell out, sigh!

Can you sign this release?

I want to entertain people with your fear, you punk bitch.