Dave Damaschek
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Should I care?
I don't care.
I don't think about gender.
It's not a non-sexual situation.
I mean, I'm nude.
They're oiling me up, but I'm not uptight.
Yeah.
I want a chick, but I don't want to say I don't want a dude because I want to be uptight.
So she does, your hands sweaty?
No.
And then I had to do the, touch them.
They're fine.
They're dry.
Bone dry.
So I'm doing the thumb, and then it gets a little intimate because she has to put her hand on top of your thumb and help roll it.
Yeah, she's cuticle spooning.
And so she's rolling it, and I'm like, all right, now that we signed a piece of paper and I get the fuck out of here.
And she's like, no, I need your right thumb now.
Right, yeah, because that's... What I do is I fucking cut my arm off and I lend it out to pedophiles so they can not... Okay, I'll use my... Okay, so now I'm going to use my lotion.
I mean, my magazine.