Dave Damaschek
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And I said, no.
Feel my hands.
It was powder dry.
I went too far.
I do the same thing when I travel and the woman behind the desk at the hotel asked me if I want two keys.
I said, why?
No.
Why?
I wouldn't not bring anyone else back here after the show.
Just one.
It's fine.
It's good.
Now I realize you should ask for eight keys because someone told me when the fucking magnetic strip goes off on the one when you have to piss like a motherfucker and you're up on the 19th floor and you got to run down at two in the morning.
That's why you should get the backup one and put it up your ass and keep it away from your credit cards and your cell phone.
But anyway.
I had the same thing with the masseuse.
Would you prefer a man or a woman?
I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
Why?