Dave Damaschek
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Of course, the star is the last person you'd expect.
Well, at least it's an honor to be sexually harassed by the star.
I mean, in back of the day.
Let me tell you, when Dean Martin dropped a digit on a gold digger, that was a fucking tip of the cap.
Tip of the cap.
People don't repeat things enough anymore.
Tip of the cap.
Tip of the cap.
Yeah.
So I had to go to the place where...
where you feel weird because it feels like you're registering as a sex offender, you know.
And I had to hang out with a nice Armenian lady.
And, you know, first they do the left thumb.
It's all digital.
It's on a piece of glass.
Then the right and then left thumb.
Then I got a little defensive because she's like, eh.
It's not taking.
It's not taking.
Then she said, are you sweaty?