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Dave Damaschek

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4369 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

Here's what I would do.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

I would draw a pie.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

Now, it wouldn't be โ€“ it would be a sweet potato pie, not a pumpkin pie.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

Make sure it's sweet potato pie.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

So I'd be soul, and it's like, you think you can draw a pie that people are going to be able to discern whether it's sweet potato versus pumpkin versus anything?

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

Well, that's what I would draw.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

And then I would draw โ€“ you know, they just think where they go.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

I would draw pictures of Colonel Sanders.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

I'd draw his face.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

And it's like, you don't get it.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

They're going to be yelling Santa Claus and old man winner.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

They're not โ€“

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

You can't draw Colonel Sanders and have people think.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

How would you draw an elephant?

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

Never forget.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

You draw the elephant in the first 11 seconds, and then the rest is you just pointing at his head.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

Just going, come on, come on, come on.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

And them going, headache, hole, ear, elephant ear.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

Elephant ear?

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

This is nothing.