Dave Damaschek
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
How do you fucking draw a dozen?
Oh, fuck.
I was just like, this is the fucking first one.
I don't like when someone goes $2,700 and someone goes $1.
Whoever comes closest, I don't need it.
It's like, to me, you're an archer.
There's a target.
I don't care if you're on the right side or left side.
I want to go closest to the bullseye.
That's all.
Oh, yeah.
Here's a goddamn pathetic.
My life was like, let's make a deal.
When I was a kid, I would sit there and they'd go, well, do you want what's in the box?
You know, you have fifteen hundred dollars in your pocket or you can take behind what's behind the curtain.
And there were everyone, all the audience always yelling, you know.
They're like people when someone's out on a ledge yelling, jump.
They don't have your best interest in mind.
Take the curtain, do it, do it, do it.
And the person who's basically destitute would give the $1,500 back and take the curtain and then would open up and it would be Jay sitting on a donkey.