Dave Damaschek
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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Almost.
90-something percent of the people you hang out with were born.
We all have a birthday.
Saddam Hussein had birthdays and Hitler had birthdays.
All the greats have had birthdays.
Your worst enemy, the worst teacher you ever had.
That guy from L.A.
USD who would beat off onto a cookie and then get his kids to eat it with a picture of a cockroach on it.
He has a birthday.
And it was celebrated.
What kind of cake do you get him?
It's the frosting that counts.
who abducted the three people, women, and gave them abortions by punching them in the stomach and raping them.
Everyone has one.
And they all stink.
So everyone has a birthday.
Everyone who's born, good and bad, but we all just have a birthday, and they come around every year, and I don't feel like you earned it.
And so I start getting into this thing where it's like, I want stuff you earn.
I'm not interested in stuff you don't earn.
And she's like, oh, please, Jesus Christ, Vince Lombardi, give it a fucking break.