Dave Damaschek

She didn't say Vince Lombardi.

She said, Weeb Eubanks.

Abe Gibran, she went.

All right, no one knows what we're talking about.

All right, nobody.

Yeah, there's some people out there.

People get it.

People get it.

Okay, so she said, like, she started with the, oh, for the love of Christ, you know, can you fucking enjoy your birthday?

And I just thought, the way I'm wired, it doesn't mean anything to me.

Now, here's an interesting point.

Then I backed off, and I just thought, I got on to why this place didn't have coleslaw.

Yeah.

And there should be a law that if you serve more than four varieties of sandwich, you must serve coleslaw.

If you have six different burgers and five different sandwiches, you must have coleslaw.

You cannot just be one of these places where you go, you have seven different kinds of fries.

Oh, do you want the shoestring ones?

Or do you want the yam fries or sweet potato fries or the curly fries or the serrated fries or the jumbo fries or whatever?

And you go, you have seven different fries.

You go, can I have coleslaw?