Dave Damaschek
👤 Speaker
5305
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Oh, we don't have that.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Uh-uh.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Once you get past two fry varieties, you need coleslaw.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Once you get past five, six sandwiches, you need coleslaw.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Cold sandwiches, though, right?
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Yeah, you need coleslaw.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
That's what people eat.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
What the fuck?
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Anyway, I just turned into an old Jew momentarily.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
So I decided to spare her my diatribe about just being born not being enough for me.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
And then I realized maybe in a weird way it's the ultimate lottery ticket.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
You're born.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Maybe we should make – maybe it is okay to celebrate.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Here we are.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
We're living.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
We're on this planet.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
That's what it said on the cake.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Written in a black sharpie.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
No, not for him, it shouldn't.
Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
That's true.