Dave Damaschek

They're all a little bit different, but we'll work it out, or you can swap it out.

Oh, boy.

Had to get fingerprinted today.

Now, they told me that I needed to get thumbprinted in order to assistant coach...

Again, there's a problem in that I'm trying not to be a douchebag.

On the other hand, I'm trying to claim society back.

And as I've said many times, my own little things I do is I get my assistants to sign everything.

Every time they do one of those things where they go.

And I also fuck with people too.

Like I've had people.

Here's how you know none of these rules.

Okay.

Okay.

Let me explain how society works.

If your cell phone could possibly interrupt an airplane's communication or any vital workings of an aircraft,

If there was one-tenth of one percent of one millimeter of one centimeter of one hummingbird's heartbeat that it could, you would not be allowed to bring that phone on the airplane.

It'd be banned.

So the fact that it's on your lap and someone is saying to you, go ahead and shut that off, and then walking away and you could easily turn it back on means it's not dangerous.

That's how you know it's not dangerous.

I know.