Dave Damaschek
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You just sort of put it under your – anyway.
So it's like when people say – famously, I tell people all the time, they shoot at my warehouse, and I tell them they can shoot at my warehouse.
And then they go, now you need to sign a release.
And I go, no, I'm not signing a release.
And they go, if you don't sign the release, then we can't use any of this footage.
And I go, okay, don't use it.
And they go, okay.
And then they leave, and then they use the footage.
That's how you know –
It doesn't exist.
I've had everybody sign.
The greatest moment of my... I don't know, victory-wise, I think just above the Twins...
was when Telepictures, those fucking vermin, said they were sending my contract around for my Kevin Smith talk show.
And they said they needed it signed today.
And I said to Assistant Jay, you sign it.
I'm taking a nap.
And he signed it.
I took a nap.
And the next day, they pulled the plug and jacked me out of $500,000.
Well, actually, Kevin Smith did.