Dave Damashek

Some of the most loathsome characters when they were in their primary career.

John Madden was, I mean, people now would be stunned to learn when he was the Raiders coach, he was, you know, basically the head douchebag of like, we want to be villains and all of that kind of stuff.

He was a coach?

And Alex Rodriguez was, you know, was a loathsome Yankee and everybody found him delightful when he turned into a broadcaster.

It is weird how Charles Barkley, as far as that goes, the Draymond stuff was was such garbage because just at its foundation.

Do you, Draymond, think that your career... I would rather have Draymond's career than Charles Barkley's because I would like to win titles.

But do you actually think, Draymond, that your career compares with Charles Barkley's?

That's what happens when you have not earned the right to bust chops because there's no track record of you being a funny person.

The idea that I'm in a position because Charles Barkley is funny and Shaq is funny and so now I'm going to keep up with the Joneses.

Hey, Draymond, what indication is there that you're funny?

You get histrionic and shout down your head coach in public.

You punch teammates out.

That's what we know about you.

Your primary trait, as far as I can tell, and I've watched your whole career, is acting like a douchebag.

You're not a funny guy, so don't try to be funny.

I mean, boy, true, true, fella, because people will tell you all sorts of terrible things about themselves, and I'm not just talking about Chris Cody.

People will tell you that...

They're like, I know I'm not the most handsome guy in the world.

Like, that's a weird concession to make about oneself.

Oh, man, you're much nicer than I am.