Dave Damashek

I've got to say, I've seen what the levitard social handles have been doing there, and quite frankly, I think it stacks up to sacrilegious.

We already have said what's happening.

I know that Carson Beck likes to go double crosses on the cheeks.

It's a little obsequious in my opinion.

But either way, what was it like, Dan?

Were you physically in attendance at the Orange Bowl back in 1983, on January 2nd, 1984?

Is talco and baby powder the same thing?

Yes, you doofus.

All right.

Smart money's right here for your life savings, Joaquin.

Nah, no one will remember that.

Including Indiana fans.

It's fine.

How shook is Indiana going to be when the Canes go up 14-0?

It's more than a step up.

You know who else was a basketball school?

The United States of America going to the Olympics in advance of the 1980 Winter Games, and then they vanquished the mighty Soviet Union, and then there was a little bit of hash to be settled on the other side of that, and they were called Finland.

That's what Miami is.

The basketball school that is Indiana University is now the feel-good story of these United States, all of football America, save perhaps...

Florida Gator alum Zaz and some of his pals down here in South Beach are rooting for the team wearing orange.