Dave Dameshek

One.

Fun.

Two, funny, especially after you see how fat he is now.

Three, is good, not bad for his Hall of Fame candidacy.

Coming out of retirement now allows him to avoid his contemporaries, Big Ben and Eli, both of whom are more likely to get a gold jacket before he does.

And it also allows him to avoid guys like Matthew Stafford, who presumably are going to stick around for a little bit longer.

And if he takes the Colts to the playoffs, this just about guarantees him.

What a cherry on top of a borderline Hall of Fame career.

Next, it's overstated how his age is going to impact him physically.

You know, I know Stephen A is worried about age.

the imminent danger and all of that.

But keep in mind, it's very much like Frank Gore.

The Frank Gore paradox is he was never reliant on high end speed or athleticism.

Phil Rivers never ran away from a pass rush.

He would stand in the pocket and take the hit.

And that's how Phil Rivers used to play and I assume is going to still be playing even after five years away.

Next, NFC State Wolfpack icon might not do well here, but it can't go as badly as another Carolina ACC school embarrassed itself this year.

I'm talking about the old man named Bill Belichick.

And lastly, is bad for all the other QBs who are in their prime right now.

Imagine if Gramps comes off the sidelines after a decade and a half and is better than you.