Dave Dameshek

And even if it was sunny and 75 out, it's your backup QB.

You can go up 10 points with 35 minutes left for you in a trip to the Super Bowl.

What are you thinking, man?

I get that.

So I say I idealize the weather conditions and all of that, but the reality is it's miserable outside, and it's your backup QB, and you have him throwing?

None of it made any sense to me.

I wish Schwartz would have filled his pants, but instead he locked it up, but then he went, I don't know, all that.

I don't think.

The two-handed pass?

Yeah.

No, I don't.

Believe me, it is an optical illusion like a lot of those are.

We have the benefit of the actual stripe to guide us, and the ball, you can see empirically, the ball goes back by about a half a yard.

Before we go, because I have to jump, I have to throw one in here, too, before the Fuentes boys roll on.

Dave Damoshek is the opposite of a jerk here.

Get out a jerk free card for Dave.

Simple-minded Dave?

Maybe.

But Dave told you sophomore QB goes to the Super Bowl, team with a first-round bye goes to the Super Bowl.

Both are true.