Dave Damoshek

This is only delayed.

The fact that they survived Week 1 only delayed this reaction for me.

This guy didn't tell you that.

That's Jive.

Now, that's Jive.

Now, hit him with the blaster for spread Jive talk.

Mark Sessler's a jerk.

I didn't expect that to happen today, but it did.

You did it to yourself.

I didn't try to be.

Mark Sessler, you go ahead and get that blaster ready, Mike Fuentes.

I, like...

And the defense.

And as somebody said on, I think it was a podcast called Football America, he was touting the defensive coordinator, Lou Anarumo, before the season saying that he was going to do what Vic Fangio did in Philly a year ago.

And then nevertheless, I feel like in the last minute or three of my life,

Somebody just said on the very same podcast called Football America, just said no one in the media saw this coming.

I think those were the words of Mike Fuentes.

Did I hear that right?

They said like the media needs to get on board with the Colts, which is weird because I thought Mike Fuentes was listening before the season started.

And Dave Damoshek, oh yeah, that's right.