Dave Hill
speaker
301 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 11 Jul
Dave Hill’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I basically pretended I was like Bob Hope.
going to like USO but I was like it's Dave going to prison right and it was basically the whole set was like basically whether or not about whether or not I'd be anyone's bitch right in prison they loved it because they were like we would fuck the shit out of you right and uh sure but they were uh they were they were very nice yeah that's amazing you're a better man than I but then afterward is there a meet and greet
was weird because there were like there's guys that have really good behavior or whatever so they were like the stagehands and stuff and so i was hanging out with them a lot like before the show right and there was a house band that opened up for the show sure and uh but those i had like total like kind of high anxiety moment where i was talking about like eight guys and then someone's like hey dave and i turn around
And then I come back, and two of them have pens out.
And I'm like, this is it.
I'm getting shanked.
Because the whole thing was, I was like, if you're in for life, why wouldn't you just shank me?
Break up the day a little bit.
Yeah.
No.
And my friend Carl Earnhardt is with me.
He told me this after the show.
He said a guard came over to him.
He's like, you know, I got to warn you.
Because the deal is they can't leave until the show's over.
Like they can't just be like, I'm going to head back to the cell.
It's like everyone leaves or not.
So what they do is they end the show.
If they don't like something, they end it.
stage right it's a play whatever it is they'll make it so right that person's like all right i'm out of here so the guard was telling my friend carl this he's like you know they're really these guys are mean like that's why they're here right and now he's like he better come on like really strong or like it's gonna be really bad and so carl's like okay
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