Dave Landau
speaker
1,930 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Sep 2025
Dave Landau’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I never did the heroin one.
I didn't eat a lot of poppy seeds, but I did buy a fake dick that they caught me with.
Is that what they call it?
Dude, it's called a wizinator.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
They caught you with the fake dick?
Yeah.
How'd they catch you?
It was darker than me.
I'm not kidding.
Oh, boy.
Dude, I bought the one.
I thought they'd be behind me.
No, they were right here.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, I'm just going to squeeze these balls from some urine I bought off of a nerdy kid like R. Kelly.
Using pregnant girlfriend's urine.
Is it weed?
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