Dave Landau
speaker
1,930 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Sep 2025
Dave Landau’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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What do you mean?
Werewolves.
They do.
American werewolf in London.
Booty juice.
Yeah, which that kid deserved it.
They shouldn't have called the parents and go, hey, your wolf boy is fucking naked trying to eat a guy.
Was he naked when he attacked you?
Yeah, he ripped all his clothes off because he thought he was a werewolf, dude.
So tell me what that was like.
Well, he's jumping on top of me and I grabbed a lamp to hit him with it, but it was fucking glued down to the mental hospital.
So that just kind of made me open my arms to him.
And he's on top trying to bite me and I'm like holding him back.
And that's when they came in and they run and they ran at him.
They hit him with the syringe.
They pulled him off me.
And I'm just sitting there like, I want to be here.
I'll never drink again.
You know, like basically crying like a bitch.
Like, and, you know, I'll never drink again was like my catchphrase through the 90s.
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