Dave Portnoy

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756 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 29 Jun

Dave Portnoy’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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And Gaz, the Supreme Delegator, would tell Hank to do it.

And Hank was brand new.

And I was screaming at Hank.

And finally, I'm like, why am I even yelling at this guy?

He's brand new.

He clearly is a helpless human.

Like, he has no life skills.

His school was not even real that he put on the resume.

And so I'm like...

Gaz, you're going to have to figure this out and get rid of Hank.

So I have to yell back at you.

So Hank was fired, and I think Gaz told him to just keep coming, which he did.

And then he slowly grew into the role.

But, you know, I've told the story.

I think it's in there when Hank went through his phase of trying to catch the drone out of the air.

Like, he wasn't letting it land, and it, like, chopped his finger off.

And we took him to the ER, and I must have been on speakerphone.

His mother's like, I told you not to trust Dave Portman.

Like, I mean,

I can hear that.

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