Dave Ryan

And then she goes and has one solid beer and goes home.

She walks to a brewery.

Which just made me realize that my plans are ruined.

Why?

Because of you and everyone who likes Paul McCartney.

I was planning on getting dinner downtown tonight with some girlfriends, but I did not realize that it was the Paul McCartney concert tonight.

So that is definitely not happening.

When's the last time you saw him?

Well, no, not necessarily that.

I think we were just kind of having this discussion of like what qualities about ourselves would we not fully enjoy enough to not date ourselves.

But I think you and I both agreed that we would each date ourselves.

Like I would date myself.

You would date yourself.

Yeah.

But there's got to be something about us that we would see as like, eh, I wouldn't really like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I think for me, it's the fact that I am like independent to a fault.

And so I think I would get mixed signals as someone dating me because it's like I don't want to hang out with you all the time.

I'm not going to text you constantly because I just don't need to.