Dave Ryan

No.

What is it?

Do you think still?

That's why we don't have him on too often, or we do not have jobs.

You're his HR manager, aren't you?

All right, John.

Well, I'm going to name names.

Dave brought his lovely dog, Bernie, into the studio because we were doing some bit with Bernie one day.

And when Bernie was hanging out, he pooped.

And Dave all of a sudden just like looked away and pretended like he didn't see that his dog just took a big, huge, smelly dump in the studio and was hoping someone else would clean it up.

Is that an HR violation?

Yeah, John, that's pretty much what he's saying.

Fat old bitch.

things you're protected for there but that would be crossing the line really yeah it's a close one that's funny because that was actually on my list of questions there so i'm glad you covered that one dave all right i have another one so you know i heart radio here we don't have a big budget so uh we're pretty low on pens pretty often and bailey always steals my pen

And when I asked for it back, she's like, no, this one's mine.

Is that an HR violation or not?

That she's always taking my pen and then I do not have a utensil to write with.

Thanks, John.

Thank you, John.

Oh, my gosh.