Dave Smith

She's got the Obama-like energy, remember they tried to say for a few weeks there.

Anyway, now they're saying that Marco Rubio did great.

Let's take a look at some of Marco Rubio's press conference from today.

Dude, if you this is a pretty good rule of thumb in life, Rob, if you ever do anything, you ever do something,

And then after you do that thing, you go, okay, the goal here is to get back to exactly what the state of things were before I did that thing.

Then that was a bad idea.

This is foolproof, dude.

This applies to any situation where you say the goal here is to get back to what we had before we launched this war.

So as he announces in his own words, says Epic Fury is over.

As he announces the end of the war, there is now only one war goal, which is to get back to where we were before we had this war.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Literally.

Right.

The goal is just to get back to where I was when I walked into this casino.

Um, or at least in that, in that example, maybe you had some fun, you know, I mean, I'm maybe Pete Hegseth had some fun in this one too, but you know, a lot of people died while he was having fun.

Um, yeah, I,

It's just too wild to even imagine that you could be up there saying the goal now is just that, is just the Strait of Hormuz, really something else.

Let's go to this next Marco Rubio clip.

believe that these votes coming up in congress are can we just can we address what's been said so far i mean they're just i i swear they're just they're with me like i don't know what else to say we're going mc hammer on them is that that's gonna like he just unironically he was serious when he said it too like it was just in the middle of like yo dude i'm gonna hit you with this 1987 slang right okay i'm sorry go ahead rob what did you want to address first