David Alan Grier
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Tonight I'm in a sexy mood.
Let's take a shower.
Let's snag it together.
And then I will.
Bust all up sideways in your uterus, baby.
With this big, black, knobby, uncircumcised motherfucking dick I'm packing, baby.
Send them out.
Right, right, right, right, yeah.
We have a slightly older couple in the front.
Right, right, right.
Well, there's a slightly more seasoned couple.
The man has had his arms folded in half like he's waiting on something clever.
He's like...
You are no Jack Benny, sir.
I thought it'd be funny if Teddy Pendergrass lent his talents to some TV theme songs, like from the 70s, you know?
Well, if they're in the right key, maybe they'll... Like the right key, like maybe the Brady Bunch?
I don't know what that might sound like.
Partridge Family, perhaps?
What do you mean?
No, it's too high.