David Alan Grier
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Podcast Appearances
You get a point to go do that.
I was laying there confused.
It was early in the morning.
I was a little uncomfortable.
I wasn't sure what was going on.
I couldn't figure out why my daughter gave me a kiss on the lips when she never gives me a kiss on the lips.
And then I heard her going down the hall yelling, that's two points, mommy.
No, my daughter.
No, my wife's bribing them to be nice to me.
Are they that mean to you?
She's mean to me.
Oh, you don't want to transfer cooties to the new dude.
Is mama with a new dude?
Yeah, she's remarried.
She's remarried?
Yes.
Oh, so you'd be kissing both of them.
That has nothing to do with it.
That has nothing to do with it.
It just is lip kissing.