David Alan Grier
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Here goes.
All right, you know I've mentioned that there's certain bathrooms, like when I was in the Phoenix airport last week, and they don't have partitions in between.
They don't?
No, not in between the urinals.
And the same, the new JFK United terminal doesn't have the fucking partitions in it.
What?
There's a handful of airports and public places that don't have the partition through there.
I have two plans.
My first plan is to get the huge prosthetic cock that Mark Wahlberg wore in Boogie Nights.
Do you have to get that one or one like it?
One like it.
That one's at the Smithsonian.
I'm not going to steal that.
You know what I mean?
That's one of those national treasure themes there.
I don't want to get into that.
Plus it's been lived in.
Just a huge prosthetic cock.
That's right.
I want one that has a minty fresh, new cocksmell.