David Alan Grier
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Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
I ain't buzzing about that motherfucker.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
Hold on a second.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
Don't be homophobic.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
I knew you knew.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
I knew you knew.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
But here's my point.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
A couple of trips around the country, word gets out, boom.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
Everyone knows, huge honker.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
All right.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
Next move.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
Next move.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
I hire skinny, drug-addled, you know, guys probably like body riddled with hepatitis C or whatever, homeless dude, to break into my house one night.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
I then kick the shit out of him and hold him in a headlock until LAPD arrives.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
Next thing you know, word on the street, what's the news on Corolla?
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
Huge cock.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
But he lets his fist do his talking like he's a fucking badass.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
So don't fuck with him.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
Well, you got LL Cool J did it.
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
I think... Halle Berry's white boyfriend?
Adam Carolla Show
David Alan Grier + Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)
He knocked out her skinny ex-boyfriend.