David Alan Grier

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Right, Dawson?

You know, every time they'd say, we can take it off, I go, why would you?

It'd be like saying, I notice you have a smile on your face.

Would you like me to remove that?

That's right.

I can get one of these wet naps here and take that smile right off your face.

Let me say this.

Good day, Alison Rosen.

And Bald Brian, of course.

A couple of things.

You know, we never stop talking about secondhand smoke, thirdhand smoke.

Eventually, our kids can look forward to a world with fourth and fifthhand smoke.

And then I always go, but what about leaf blowers?

What about everything else that's just sort of flying up my nostrils that no one else seems to give a shit about?

And by the way, what's worse, a guy smoking two lifeguard stations away from me on a beach and the winds blowing the opposite direction or the guys in front of my house blowing the plume of fertilizer and rat shit to mix a toxic dust cloud that I have to walk my dog through?

What's really worse?

I got the makeup.