David Alan Grier

My new makeup person for this pilot I'm shooting does the airbrush makeup.

And the airbrush makeup is a time saver.

Possibly.

If you're tired of living, we can shave a few months off that.

And there's a couple things.

First off, it takes just as long as the powder puff one.

It's not – I mean by the time you – It's that they don't have to touch you.

I think that's what it is.

Like if Howie Mandel was a makeup artist, this would be his weapon of choice.

So they fill – Did I say hi to Balbryan?

Hi, Paul Bryan.

They fill the little hopper up with something that's close enough to your skin tone, and then they blow it.

But they blow it on your face.

And, of course, they blow it around your nose and your upper lip and through your nostril stuff.

And you realize no matter how hard you try, you can't hold your breath for nine minutes.

And you end up just sitting there breathing in this powder.

And, again...

And I'm sure people could tell you what was wrong with secondhand smoke and what's in secondhand smoke, but breathing in anything I think we can generally agree is bad, right?

So you sit there and like, brrrr, and then you try to close your eyes, and then sometimes a producer will come up to you and you try to talk, but it just gets in your mouth, and then brrrr, and they're just spraying, spraying.

Yes, I have beige lung.