David Baddiel

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1,748 appearances 4 recordings 3 series first heard May 2026 last heard 6 Jun

David Baddiel’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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I mean, it's so heavy.

It's unbelievable.

It's like, to come back to physics, it's like a sort of singularity, like the density of a black hole.

At the center of it, there's the densest thing in the universe, and it might be me in the barrel.

Is it just your head poking out?

How far submerged are you in the barrel?

This is a good question.

I mean, there's something very cartoon in it.

When I was a teenager, I went out with this woman and this woman's sister had a key ring and it was a sort of naughty key ring.

It was a man, a little man, and he had a barrel around him.

He was naked, a bit like I looked like I was in the balcony.

And when you pull the barrel down, his cock...

came out of sort of erection.

There's a funny story attached to that, which I've never told before on anything, never told it in stand up.

So I was at their house once and Monique, the sister of Janine, my girlfriend, had left her jacket at a club.

And she was quite young, and her dad, who was a very bruisey bloke, he was an amateur boxer, very cockney bloke, said, I'll sort this out.

And he called the club and said, right, okay, my daughter's left her jacket there.

Can you look for it?

It's just a denim jacket.

No, no, no.

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