David Bell

Because you know what doesn't get enforced then is bullshit rules, right?

If everyone has to take them, you're like, wait, I got to enforce marijuana laws?

No.

Not doing that.

Not doing that.

Yeah.

Yeah, anything is better than having it just be like a job that a group of people hold and to protect their power need to protect their right to continue doing it with even greater bloodthirstiness.

Anything is better.

You know what?

Just make cats cops.

Just replace all cops with cats.

Especially every cat has a drone with a gun on it.

So when the cat needs to shoot somebody, the drone just starts firing.

Like whenever the cat gets angry, it just starts blasting.

This sounds like a bad plan, guys.

Get down, get down.

The cat's angry.

Someone took away its food bowl.

I mean, you're not wrong, but... It's still better than what we have, right?

If protesters right now were, instead of trying to fight squadrons of, like, armored police with tanks and machine guns, they were just a bunch of cats with robots firing blindly into the air because they hadn't been let out in long enough, at least that's an easier problem to solve.