David Boree

This whole...

Like I'm half committed to like selling my house, putting my goats into like a big trailer and traveling around the country, finding people who are going on online doom loops and like handing them a goat and just like play with this goat for 20 minutes.

Like touch an animal, look into its weird little eyes, get off of your phone.

That's real.

You need to go do goat yoga.

Yeah.

Something has to be done.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Again, folks, if you want to immunize your stuff to this, um, a great way to do it is to just like have friends who don't live in a boat with you.

Um,

A very, very small boat.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Let alone barely a boat.

And talk to like, you know, my neighbor's like a Mexican dude who loves gardening and has had a completely different life than me and knows nothing of the internet.

And I talk with him a couple of times a week.

And it's always one of the best things for me because I spend so much of the rest of my time with people like Garrison who are all like- Hey, hey.

Poison their brains with the same things I've poisoned my brain with.

Like, please go find people who don't know all of the weird Internet things you do and spend more time with them.