David Cummings
speaker
3,576 appearances
20 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard yesterday
David Cummings’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 20 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 5.
Appearances
You overstitched it.
You put 12 in there.
I see no need for more than 8, which also means you under-disciplined yourself.
When you do a self-discipline exercise, it needs to be a real 12-stitch incision.
Mind the thought-swearing, son.
I see you're not entirely useless with disinfectant.
The wound looks clean.
I assume you used isopropyl, since you're stupid.
Face me.
Stand on the bandage instead of the floor.
This floor needs a cleaning, son.
Fuck a duck, but you are one lazy little bastard.
Take your clothes off.
I need to check the state of the rest of you.
What the fuck's the matter with you?
I'm your father, and I'm a goddamn doctor besides.
You want to bet on that?
Oh, but this should be rich.
Tell me, you misbegotten, panty-sniffing cockknocker, what this week's hallucination du jour is.
What's your broken brain whispering in your ear today?
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