David Dameshek

Come on, we just got a laid-back, cool daddy-o mentality today.

All right, if things run late, they run late.

I did.

Got here early, took the early train just to make sure everybody was relaxed.

Because as you can tell by my sunglasses, I'm not hiding fear.

I'm just super, super chill.

Tax aprons are never my thing.

That's absolutely untrue because the rest of Miami Heat Twitter is like you in thinking that Bam Adebayo is somehow overrated when he's one of the more underrated players in the NBA.

Really?

It wasn't the Heat's lack of assets or flexibility.

It was the fact that the Bucs were never serious about trading him.

So that you could be the Bucs.

Big game tonight.

He was unbelievable.

And he set records.

There were, like, last night, the last four players with 15-plus points, 10-plus rebounds, 5-plus steals, 5-plus box, and 65% from the field in a game.

Dwight Howard, David Robinson, Hakeem Olajuwon, and Kahlil Ware.

Players with 16-plus points, 11-plus rebounds, 5-plus steals, and 7-plus blocks in a game.

Hakeem Olajuwon, four times.

Shaq and Kahlil Ware last night.