David Dwork
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I'm putting Peter Griffin in goal, Adnan.
As long as he shows up to the game sober, he's actually quite good between the pipes.
Granted, much of that space he's taking up with his massive frame.
But every so often, a Greg Goldberg comes along and defies the laws of gravity by being a chubby goalie with ridiculous reflexes that can stop the puck.
That's my Peter Griffin.
Stewie's my centerman.
See, I got Stewie as my coach.
Yeah, well, you know, because he's a war general.
He knows how to direct players.
He knows how to conquer things.
So I had Stewie coaching.
But my top line center, it's Glenn Quagmire.
Plays like Barkov.
Looks like Tom Wilson.
He's fast.
He's got hands like a magician.
He can take off a woman's bra in less than a half a second.
He's got this sneaky acceleration.
Defenders never see him coming.
Sneaks up behind, streaking forwards.