David Jones

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Snap Judgment · Father of the Bride - All Systems Down · 16 Jul 2026 podcast

So I went over to the cars and they were empty.

Their lights were on, but there was nobody in the car.

So I look around and there's no, you know, as far as I could tell,

There's nothing keeping me from going across this bridge.

So I scooted right across.

All right, this is my chance.

Here I go.

And so I made it.

And now I'm on clear roads and I'm heading into the town of Irwin.

Maybe another half mile or mile in,

another state trooper pulls up and he stops and he rolls his window down and he says, sir, are you the one that's trying to get to his daughter's wedding?

And I kind of sheepishly grinned and said, yes, sir, I am.

How did you know?

And he said, well, we're all talking about you.

And I kind of chuckled and I said, okay, well, I hope it,

was good talk and he said yeah they all said you're determined and i said yes sir my daughter's getting married at 11 in johnson city i'm going to be there to walk her down the aisle and he sort of chuckled he said would you like a ride and i said oh boy would i man if you weren't so ugly i'd kiss you right now

And he said, I'm going into town, and I can take you that far.

And it ended up being about a two-mile ride.

We pulled up to the Irwin Town Hall, where I hopped up, thanked him, and off I went.

So here I am, about 12 miles out, it's about 6 in the morning, and I should be in Johnson City by 9.

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