David Lucas
speaker
1,212 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 27 Jul
David Lucas’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And any community can take it where I'd be like, my dad's Hispanic, so I'd be like, I'm black and Hispanic.
My lower half is black because my dick is lazy and don't want to work.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, it's a poop, but it's not me.
It's not me, and it's like, ugh.
Anybody can come up with that.
That's an easy joke where a nigga be like, oh, he stole that.
Yeah.
It was just something I thought of, like my dick don't want to work.
And it's like, eh.
I feel like you gotta be universally respected and universally funny.
Um, I ain't, I don't feel like I'm at the tier to really tell a nigga what's funny and what's not funny.
Um, you know what I'm saying?
Like there's, it's like, I'm not there.
I don't have any, unless you're open mic'er.
I don't got no business giving you no advice.
Um,
If you were working touring comedian booking shows, I shouldn't really be telling you nothing because we're essentially in the same little arena.
I haven't elevated and you can easily be where I'm at, you know, and I was just where you was at not too long ago.
I've just been blessed to be on platforms that put me in front of a lot of people.
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