David Lucas
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BLM said there's no such thing as black-on-black crime.
Well, what I want to know is, who was that nigga who broke into my house last night?
He wasn't white.
Trump said that Tylenol is making kids retarded.
I do believe him.
Because the last few bitches I had sex with all had retarded kids.
They never let you know their kids is retarded.
They just put them in the back of the house, and you got to hear that nigga.
I was in the middle of having sex with this one girl, and next thing I know, her fucking door busts down, and in comes six, six, 11 years old, butt-ass naked in dinosaur slippers.
And I'm like, hey, bitch, what the fuck is that?
She's like, that's my autistic son.
I'm like, I almost shot this nigga, bitch.
I didn't know you lived with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
She was like, let me put him back to sleep.
He was having a bad dream.
I said, bitch, I'm having a bad dream.
I just seen a retarded nigga's dick.
How you think I feel?