David Lucas

She was like, we can finish fucking.

I'm like, I'm good.

I don't want no more of that retarded producing pussy you got.

My dick is inside of itself.

But I'd rather fuck a bitch with a handicapped kid than a retarded kid because, like, at least if she got a handicapped kid, she probably drives a van, and I like space.

And I'd sit in the front seat and recline my seat on that nigga's legs.

I'd be like, shut up complaining, nigga.

You can't feel them legs anyway.

All right, that's what I'll tell you.

Tony Ayo ain't been this close to a gay nigga since he partied with Diddy.

That nigga look like when SpongeBob had them muscles.

That nigga teach retarded power clean.

I don't even know who this nigga is with this wig on, bro.

That nigga got Ellen's face with Joe Rogan's midsection.

Ellen Rogan body-ass nigga.

Hell yeah.

Tony Ayo, what's up?

That nigga look like a poisonous snake.

He stuck his tongue out before he walked out here to check the temperature in the room.

All I'm thinking about is that Austin barbecue when I see you, motherfucker.