David Lucas

Sometimes I'd kiss Gator, my little dog's stomach, and I'd think to myself, would a gator just step in shit or something?

But it was actually my face.

Oh, my God.

So it was sickening.

And then the other day, this past week, something started finally leaking out of it after over a year of...

And Tony, I got two little pieces of rubbing alcohol wipes, and I got up to the mirror, and I push it, and Tony, it was the sickest shit.

So that was exciting.

That was the most exciting thing that happened to me this week, other than my cousin Grace getting married.

Yeah.

They're going to Senegal.

Wow.

Yeah, watching the Manning guy totally melt down because I grew up the giant Florida Gators fan and just watch fucking Texas go from what, number one preseason of fucking out of the rankings was pretty sweet, Tony, because I kind of fucking can't stand Texas.

He knows I'm kidding.

He knows I'm kidding.

It's part of our relationship.

I'm like, dude, you lost to the Gators.

I'm going to talk shit about your dumb ass.

He's like, dude, don't go too hard.

I got Roadhead.

I did it.