David Lucas

And that should be illegal.

No one should ever have Roadhead.

Ever.

It's the most dangerous thing that's ever happened to me.

And if you think texting and driving is dangerous, try getting your dick sucked while driving.

It is horrifying.

And

And if you ever are offering someone roadhead, don't offer them roadhead, because we can't say no to that.

It's like offering a coke addict cocaine.

It's like, yeah, of course I want the blow.

And that's a pun.

And so, you know, it was happening for me, and we were driving, and it was fantastic, but I'm panicking, because that's what happens when you get roadhead, because people can see you while you're driving, dude, so you're just sitting there fucking trying...

to make like you're just driving.

And we were driving and there was a UPS driver who pulled up next to us.

And you know they have the big mail trucks, dude.

And I'm panicking and I look over at him.

And he's looking at me and he goes.

And that's when I learned I come from positive affirmation.

No, no, no, don't clap.

No.