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David Lucas

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
548 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

But you don't feel like a real boy.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

Have you seen your face?

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

Tony, you stay quiet over there.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

It's just me and Jimmy now.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

Okay, Jack.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

Okay, never mind.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

Sorry, I thought that was going to be so funny.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

You know, I've been trying to find ways to deal with my anxiety, and I've been nervous to talk about this, but I've... And people in my life don't know about this, but I've been... I've found a way to deal with it, and I've been jazz-scatting.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

I was thinking I could... I think I could jazz-scat a little bit.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

I was afraid of that, but I have jazz in my heart and cum in my pants.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

Yeah, all right.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

The worst kind of fat girl on there is the pregnant ones.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

And it's just, every guy's like, yes, swipe.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

That's good, that's good, actually.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

It is good.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

All right, last thing real quick.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

Most girls don't know.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

So I just got told I look like a Pokemon trainer with a fentanyl addiction.

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

Oh, yeah, dude, I sucked a Pikachu's dick, you know?

KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO

All right, that sucked.